9 Surprising facts about men with micropenises

Talk about micro-penises is on the rise! For those of you who don't know what a micro-penis is, let me fill you in on the deets. Micropenis is a term for a penis that measures approximately 3 centimeters (1.2 inches) "when stretched while flaccid," according to BuzzFeed. In other words, the average micropenis probably measures as long as the tip of your pinky finger. Wow! I…what…how?

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According to Dr. Joseph Alukal, assistant professor of urology and director of male reproductive health at New York University's Langone Medical Center, "A micropenis can be due to other related urologic or hormonal abnormalities, some of which patients are born with." Other patients, he says, "are just born with it (for no particular reason)." Oh, I see. But can they, you know ... ? According to Dr. Alukal, men with micropenisese can, in fact, get erections and have intercourse. So, now that begs the question: What is it like to have sex with a man who has a micro ding-a-ling? BuzzFeed staff writer Katie Notopoulos spoke with 14 mujeres who've done the down and dirty with men who have micropipis, and I have to say what they had to say about their experiences was truly jaw dropping.

Here are nine surprising tidbits of info about men with micropenises, as told by the women who've slept with them:

1. Size doesn't matter. Forget what you've heard about tall men having large penises. It's a lie! One woman said she hooked up with a man who was 6-foot-4 and had a tiny penis. In fact, it was so small, he didn't have to fully unroll the condom to put it on. It just sat there, like a jaunty little winter cap, atop his "head."  

2. For some, intercourse can be painfully awkward. One mujer said have sex with a micropenis, "felt like someone was knocking on the door but not pushing through."

3. And for others, intercourse is totally doable. "I realized that sex (and orgasming!) was doable as long as I was on top and sort of rocking back and forth on it without too much of an up-and-down motion, lest it fall out. So I guess the trick is really not to move too much when you're dealing with a micropeen inside you." Duly noted.

4. And when it came down to oral sex. Ho-ly mo-ly! "He was a generous and giving lover who cared about my pleasure. [He] cared that I came more often than him (!), and knew how to get me there," one woman explained. "This guy knew that a woman's pleasure isn't all about the peen." ¡Palabra!

5. But that doesn't mean oral sex is guaranteed. "He didn't really make much of an effort to compensate for his shortcomings in other arenas," recalls another mujer. "He didn't go down on me or finger me, like, at all."

6. Some are really insecure about their package. When one woman told her partner she couldn't feel anything when they were having sex, he allegedly yelled, "Maybe you just have a huge vagina!" Eye roll.

7. And some are even jerkier than that. According to one chica, a guy she was hooking up with in the dark was self-pleasuring himself, unbeknownst to her, and totally came on her dress. "I was pretty pissed. I made him buy me and my friends pizza afterward. What an a**hole, jacking off onto my dress."

8. But, really, when it comes right down to it, size doesn't matter as much as personality does. If the guy is a douche, then it doesn't matter how big his penis is.

9. And last, a word of advice from Mary, the woman who had sex with the giant man with a tiny penis: "Do not be judgmental, just go with it. Small penises need love too."

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