A cucumber is an obvious choice, but it is important to keep in mind that you should not slice it up and cover it with lemon and chile if you are going to use it as a sex toy. That will sting and burn, I'm sure. I wouldn't know because I've never tried it, but I've heard.
Now there is chorizo and there is CHORIZO. If you are going to get frisky with chorizo, I would recommend a hard one, not the mushy uncooked kind. It wouldn't be a bad idea to enjoy some wine before you enjoy your chorizo.
You want to make sure you use a raw zucchini for any sexual encounters because I really don't think that cooked calabacistas will get you off.
Baby carrot 5
I am not counting carrots twice, I just put in baby carrots for all those women who claim size doesn't matter. Yeah, you try to get off with a baby carrot and then let me know how you feel about size issues after that?
Let's make it clear that you should keep the peel on the banana, okay?! Bananas can also be exciting if you've ever had fantasies about group sex because they come in bunches.
Plantains are a good option for ladies who do think size matters. If a banana just won't do it for you, size up.