Valentine's Day cards are sweet, but they don't have to be. Sure there is a time and a place for poems and romanticism, but there is also a time and place for straight up carnal desire and raunch. You may think there is no card out there that will express just how much you appreciate getting into you significant other's pants, but fortunately there are many like minded pervs out there (I mean that in a totally nice way) and they are making some pretty awesome Valentine's Day cards for those who are looking for less poetry and more lust.
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I found these five raunchy Valentine's Day cards, quite hilarious and sexy at the same. I can never take myself totally serious when I'm being sexy.
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