Baseball fans got way more than they bargained for when two people were caught , ahem, hitting their own home run in the bathroom at a recent Yankees game. The steamy escapade was not only seen by other game attendees, but also recorded on video... and then published on sports blog Deadspin!

The witness behind the tape shared details of the rendezvous with the blog, explaining that when he realized what was happening, he pointed it out to a few people--until an entire group of onlookers was congregated around the stall! According to him, some even went into the neighboring toilet so they could stand up and take pictures or video from over the surrounding wall. Eventually, the two realized they were being watched, although that didn't stop them from continuing their antics for several more minutes before security was alerted.

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WOW! Well, they were definitely not shy. Though I fully support couples being sexually adventurous, in this case, I can't help but think that it's pretty gross. I mean, a bathroom? Ew! Plus, the fact that they didn't even seem to care about being watched is just weird!

Still, there is a lesson to be learned in the bizarre incident, which is that highly populated bathrooms should probably not be at the top of your list when looking for places to, uhh, celebrate your love. Then again, they're hardly the first pair to be caught in a compromising position. Below, 6 more rules to having public sex, as learned from these real-life couples: 

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Avoid crowded bathrooms!

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Having sex in a public bathroom is hardly sanitary--and one in a sports stadium where thousands upon thousands have people visit every year is even worse.

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Don't have sex in a celeb's house

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Two young lovers were said to have been found on the grounds of a home in Northamptonshire that was being used by former X Factor judge Cheryl Cole. Thinking it  was paparazzi in the bushes, a security guard went over to investigate...only to find the two of them in the act. Woops! 

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Make sure you don't have an audience! 3

Make sure you don't have an audience!

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In June of last year, a couple was arrested after having sex on the beach....in front of approximately 50 people, including several children! Apparently, they were drunk at the time--but those poor little kids were probably scarred for life!

Don't do it as part of a contest! 4

Don't do it as part of a contest!

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In 2002, a Virginia couple was arrested in New York City after allegedly having sex in St. Patrick's Cathedral as part of a radio stunt! Parishioners and church officials were not too pleased, to say the least.

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Actually--avoid churches altogether!

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In 2008, a man and a woman were charged by police in Italy after they were found having sex in a confession box in a cathedral. Apparently, they defended themselves by claiming they were atheists. Worst. Excuse. Ever. 

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Stick to your story

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In June of this year, authorities arrested a Georgia couple after they were caught having sex inside a movie theater. According to the police, at the time, the theater wasn't even playing the movie the pair purchased tickets to see. Busted!

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Watch out for security cameras!

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In August, an operator responsible for monitoring surveillance footage in the U.K. was  arrested after authorities discovered that he downloaded footage of a young couple who were recorded having sex in the town center. Gross! Note to self: always check for cameras!