Avoid crowded bathrooms! 1
Having sex in a public bathroom is hardly sanitary--and one in a sports stadium where thousands upon thousands have people visit every year is even worse.
Don't have sex in a celeb's house 2
Two young lovers were said to have been found on the grounds of a home in Northamptonshire that was being used by former X Factor judge Cheryl Cole. Thinking it was paparazzi in the bushes, a security guard went over to investigate...only to find the two of them in the act. Woops!
Make sure you don't have an audience! 3
In June of last year, a couple was arrested after having sex on the beach....in front of approximately 50 people, including several children! Apparently, they were drunk at the time--but those poor little kids were probably scarred for life!
Actually--avoid churches altogether! 5
In 2008, a man and a woman were charged by police in Italy after they were found having sex in a confession box in a cathedral. Apparently, they defended themselves by claiming they were atheists. Worst. Excuse. Ever.
Stick to your story 6
In June of this year, authorities arrested a Georgia couple after they were caught having sex inside a movie theater. According to the police, at the time, the theater wasn't even playing the movie the pair purchased tickets to see. Busted!
Watch out for security cameras! 7
In August, an operator responsible for monitoring surveillance footage in the U.K. was arrested after authorities discovered that he downloaded footage of a young couple who were recorded having sex in the town center. Gross! Note to self: always check for cameras!