Sex outdoors 1
The garden can be hazardous to your intercourse! I don’t even want to THINK about what could happen if you try to invent some positions in a park or at the beach…
Sex in a car 2
I’m beyond sure that most of us have been caught in more than one compromising—and possibly not-too-safe—situation in a car… cough, cough.
Sex in a chair 3
You don’t have to be a creative genius to know that to spice things up a bit if you’re bored with the bed, all you have to do is take the action to a chair. But, please, be sure it’s a really sturdy chair. Do you even know how many people have fallen backwards or broken one during a chair escapade?
Sex on the kitchen table 5
It must be because I spend an inordinate amount of time there, but I personally don’t find anything sexy about doing the nasty in the kitchen. And thank God, because a dinette table could be a really dangerous place to whoopee… Just saying.
Sex in the shower 6
Statistics show that the worst accidents at home happen in the kitchen and in the bathroom. The water and soap combo can be very sexy, but when you add some slippery surfaces, the result could be fatal.
Sex on the sofa 7
You can just see how easy it is to fall off a sofa when you’re all wrapped up in the action. That’s not even counting the back spasms or other muscle injuries that could come from doing the nasty in your living room!
Sex on the stairs 8
I don’t even want to think about this—to just imagine it makes my coccyx hurt!
Sex in the closet 9
Be very careful with having sex here—unless, of course, you’re trying to hide for some reason (in which case, this place is probably safest).