Go Girl 1
This funnel-like toilet device allows you to finally let go of that penis envy and actually pee standing up. I know--just what you've always dreamed of!
Tinge Razor/Vibrator 2
A tool designed to help you shave down there that also doubles as a vibrator--just in case you wanted to pleasure yourself with the aid of razorblades.
Kush Support Breast Separator 3
Because sticking an awkardly-shaped device down the front of your pajamas will definitely make it easier for large-chested ladies to go to sleep.
Wine Rack 5
The picture says it all.
Rejuvinique Face Mask 6
A mask designed to rejuvenate your face but actually makes you look like a murderer. And it costs $200.
Tiddy Bear 7
The Tiddy Bear is a seat-belt cover in the shape of a teddy bear that is designed to fit in between women's breasts to avoid tightness or chafing. Also known as the most unfortunately named product in the entire universe.
Emergency Bra 8
Half-bra, half-mask, all-around ridiculous.
18 again 9
This product, which has only been marketed in India, is designed to make users "feel like a virgin again." Because once you have past 18, it's obviously all downhill from there. At least for your vagina.
Bic For Her Pens 11
In August, Bic recently released a completely stupid and totally unnecessary line of "lady" pens, Bic for Her (read: they are purple or pink and patterned). They're advertised as having "an elegant design--just for her" and a "thin barrel to fit a woman's hand." No, I am not joking, and yes, it does suddenly feel like the 1950s! For obvious reasons (like, um, why the hell does the world need gender-specific pens?), the pens caused quite a buzz online, causing hundreds of women and men to leave scathing--and hilariously sarcastic--reviews on the product's Amazon page.
Vaping Vamps 12
Vaping Vamps is an electronic cigarette made just for you female smokers. Like many unnecessarily womens-only products, the e-cigarette has purple designs...and that's about it. As far as I can tell, besides its name and girly embellishments the item offers absolutely nothing that distinguishes it from any other e-cigaratte!