No time for modesty 1
A trio of women with a taste for expensive timepieces targeted men in Las Vegas wearing Rolexes, got them nice and wasted, accompanied the men to their rooms, let the hanky lead to panky and then made off with the men's watches in their vaginas. Until they got caught, of course.
Weird drug bust 2
A Venezuelan woman was caught trying to smuggle 1.7 kg of cocaine into Spain inside her breast implants earlier this summer. She was stopped by customs officers after they noticed her breasts were an "odd shape." The woman was taken to hospital where surgeons removed the drugs which had a street value of around $1.5 million euros.
Creatively concealed weapon 3
Imagine officers’ surprise when they found a stolen .22 caliber gun hidden inside a suspect’s vagina during a routine body search. Authorities initially arrested the culprit, Dallas Archer, for driving on a suspended license, but now she is also facing charges for possession of stolen property and bringing contraband into the jail.
Breaking Vaj 5
An Oklahoma woman was caught on police cam removing a bag of meth from her vagina before using a precinct restroom. Thankfully, the woman had the sense god gave a rat to flush the baggy. Unfortunately, that didn't stop cops from charging her with destruction of evidence and bringing contraband into a jail.
Grannies nooks and crannies 6
A 78-year-old woman from Florida was busted last week trying to smuggle $20,000 to the Philippines in her faja. She told police she felt more comfortable carrying the cash around in her undies than sending it to a bank. Go figure.