Idiot mom left 2 kids in car while she went to sex toy store
Oh my horny toads! Wait until you find out why 22-year-old Morgan Crocker of Florida left her 1-year-old and 3-year-old in a locked and running car in a parking lot this Saturday evening. Are you ready for this? She left her kids locked in the car so that she could go shopping at Todd Couples Superstore, which is an adult store. Yup, one of those stores. Are you kidding me? This mother couldn't wait to buy her kinky supplies until she had someone that could watch her kids for her? Unbelievable!
Unfortunately for her--but fortunately for the kids--someone noticed the little kids in the car and called 911.
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Later, when the cops questioned Crocker, she admitted that it was a "stupid mistake" to leave her wee little ones in the car while she supposedly helped a "friend" shop for adult merchandise for at least 20 minutes. ¡Pendeja! Yes, I called her a pendeja. She deserves it.
She was booked into the county jail early Sunday morning and is now out on $1,100 bond. She is facing a felony charge of child neglect and a misdemeanor charge of leaving a child unattended in a car.
As for the little kids, they are fine and were turned over to county welfare officials while their mama was getting booked.
I'm glad the kids are fine and because of that I feel it's okay to make light of the situation and tell you that I can't help but wonder what Crocker or her so called "friend" got at the store. Also, please don't get the idea that I think there is anything wrong with a mother shopping at an adult store--that's fine, just don't do it when you've got your kids with you because then I'm gonna call you a pendeja because clearly you are.
Image via Thinkstock, Pasco County Sherrif's Office