Teen carjackers schooled by awesome abuela during failed getaway attempt
Just in case you needed more proof that your abuela is better than you because she can do things that most of the rest of can't, I've got the story of three teenage idiot criminals that tried to carjack an abuela only to find out that they couldn't because she's better than them.
So on Saturday afternoon, three teens in Seattle came up to Nancy Frederickson while she was getting something out of the trunk of her Kia, they demanded that she hand over her car keys. Now, Frederickson is a badass black-belt in karate and could have probably kicked these kids' butts, but one of them put a gun to her face and this woman is no pendeja. She did as she was told and handed over the keys. Then she stood and waited for the teens to drive off, but they couldn't. When I tell you why, you are going to laugh your nalgas off.
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These chamacos did not know who to drive a stick and Frederickson's car is not an automatic. She says, "I got a 5-speed in there, and they couldn't figure out how to get it going."
So the bumbling trio had to get out of the car and run away on foot. They made their escape by running through the parking lot of an neighboring business where they were caught on video by security cameras.
The teens haven't been arrested yet, but I'm thinking it's only a matter of time since they left quite a bit of evidence behind in the form of fingerprints, DNA and security camera footage.
So if your abuela can drive a stick and you can't, that's just one of the many ways that she is better than you.
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